Goodies Galore

Learning to focus less on dieting and more on overall health and wellness

When stalking comes easily.

Facebook can be a deadly invention when it comes to relationships. Facebook stalking is just too damn easy.  One click and you can analyze every picture, every “check in”, every stupid status update. (Don’t even TRY to pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about.) Having access to an ex’s site can leave you with a glorified version of his/her life. Let’s face it, no one is posting about how much it sucked going to bed with blue balls last night or “checking in” from the toilet with diarrhea and a sore asshole. Everything is rainbows and butterflies in Facebook Land. So what’s a girl to do? DE-FRIEND that sucker and save yourself the grief. It’s okay to cut the ties. It actually feels kind of liberating. But what’s more annoying than de-friending someone only to find out that their page is public!??? Come on man, help a sister out.

Speaking of stalkers… I may or many not have a stalker who’s an ex-client…and a sex-offender… Oy Vey. The good news is that he’s a skinny little thing and I’m pretty sure I can take him down if needed, unless of course he’s on the bath salts. Then I’m screwed.

In other news….  how cute is this damn dog?

Chomp Chomp

Sacrificing comfort to be close to her Mama

Off to run my first 5K!

June 3, 2012 - Posted by | dogs, running, The Boyfriend

3 Comments »

  1. I seriously cant take your dog shes just too cute!!

    Comment by Kelli | June 3, 2012 | Reply

  2. Haha! You’re so funny. I totally get the whole Facebook thing. It can def. make a person feel bad about themself. Anyway, I find your blog very entertaining. Keep up the funnies!

    Comment by Vanessa | June 3, 2012 | Reply


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