Life as a fat person.
I swear, I’m destined to be a heifer. I had time to kill before dinner so instead of reading my homework, I chose to hit a local cafe to use their internet for blogging purposes. I couldn’t sit there without making a purchase so naturally I bought a vegan cupcake. That’s right, I ate a cupcake as an appetizer. Who does that? Shortly after that I met Sarah for dinner. I had fries on my mind so we split a “half” basket which was really a small trough. I ordered the Gringo burrito filled with rice, vegetables and cheese. I’m stuffed to the brim and feel my butt skin expanding. This is terrible. I wish I could be addicted to something cooler like sex or something.
Dinner was fun. Sarah and I interned together last year and she was my saving grace. Without her, my placement would have been a complete bust. Sarah also acts as my therapist. When we get together it’s mostly social work talk. Oh, and boy talk but usually the two go hand-in-hand.
I was all excited for American Idol when I realized it’s only Monday. Boo!