Goodies Galore

Learning to focus less on dieting and more on overall health and wellness

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The funny thing about having a blog is that you can see the search terms that lead people to your blog. Once in a while I get some really good ones on here. For example, someone searched “how to keep my boob crack moisturized” and actually came up with something linking to Goodies Galore.  I’m not sure if I should be honored or embarrassed to be connected to that search term. I don’t actually moisturize my boob crack (?) but maybe I should start. Now my butt crack is a different story.

Every single day “bouncing boobs” comes up at least twice. Today it was phrased “bouncing boobs galore.” You’d think I posted soft core videos up or something. Maybe next week…

I was searching through my camera last night and found something a little troubling.

It appears that someone has been sneaking into the bedroom at night and taking pictures of rat and I while we’re asleep.  Peeping Tom Lenny.

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November 11, 2010 - Posted by | blog, dogs, The Boyfriend

12 Comments »

  1. Cutest picture ever though, so aren’t you glad you have it? the search terms are always hilarious.

    Comment by Kelly | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  2. Awww, that’s a cute pic 🙂

    I know, I get mildly pornographic search engine terms too. Sweet.

    Comment by Anna | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  3. “Girls who nibble tits” is a common search term for my blog.

    Comment by MelissaNibbles | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  4. This entire post had me cracking up. I can honestly say I have never once wondered about my boob crack and how to keep it moisturized.

    Comment by grocery goddess jen | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  5. Haha.. peeping Lenny. At least you look good when you sleep! Me.. now that’s an entirely different matter.

    The search terms leading to my blog aren’t too bad but they can be kind of amusing. One that I just got was – i’m weird and creepy.

    Not sure what I should think about that…

    Comment by Ayla | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  6. Oh I am dieing right now. Moisturizing the boob crack… Hilarious.

    Comment by The Running Phoodie | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  7. OMG I am dying with laughter. That is hilarious. Boob crack mwahaha. That is my new insult to use on people I think.

    Comment by Alice | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  8. Haha. Search my fiances phone and you will find the same kind of pics of me! Good thing I sleep with my mouth open and drool like a machine!!!

    Comment by Jill@MyAdviceQuarterLife | November 11, 2010 | Reply

    • oh yeah im all about the drool.

      Comment by lpskins | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  9. Awhh cute pic! coco

    Comment by Lindsay Halloran | November 11, 2010 | Reply

  10. Linds- not sure what gave me more laughs- “Boob Crack” or “peeping lenny” & the cute pic!! Have a great run with Lisa!!

    Comment by Debra | November 12, 2010 | Reply

  11. oh my god hilarious

    Comment by jessdownes | November 12, 2010 | Reply


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