spill it moms.
Who do I think I am pulling a disappearing act like this on Goodies Galore? A bore my friends, a total bore. Sometimes I feel like it’s better to not post than to pull shit out of my ass just because. Ya know? I need to spice my life up a little bit these days. Maybe I should open a bottle of wine this morning and see how that works out. Probably not.
Can you believe that Christmas is right around the corner? I got a little excited about it last night and allowed Ellie to open one (of the two) stocking presents. Why wait when you don’t have to? I’m struggling to fill Lens stocking this year because he’s not into the typical things like gum and candy. Well, I did buy him a bag of twizzlers to stuff in there but accidently ate them last weekend. Oops. What do you like to give/get in your stocking?
This past Monday marked the 2nd year of getting Eleanor Rat. I think she might need a new sweater for Christmas because the pink one bums her out. I think she looks beautiful but what do I know.
Speaking of mothers– do moms know when their kids are ugly? This sound really mean but lets face it, some babies are heinous little aliens. Are moms in the know or do they always think their kids are beautiful? Be real moms, tell us the truth. Would you want to know if everyone else thought your baby looked like a heinous little alien?